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  • Should he throw his hat in the ring?

    In honor of Presidents' Day, Alki Surf Shop suggests a candidate for 2016. He looks like Crocodile Dundee and has a knife big enough to cut federal waste. As a young man he worked deep under water on the Tektite II habitat project, partially funded by NASA. So he knows how to perform under pressure. As to the rumors that they had to change the name of the Virgin Islands after he left โ€“ no comment.

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